Riding the Girl

As we all thought that no one else could fit in the car a few mornings ago, a young woman jumped in, followed a few seconds later by a really short weird-looking (he actually was not looking anywhere) man ("just a bum" like someone called him afterwards). The man's look and attitude were very strange, although with afterthought, I don't think there was much wrong with him: just weird, like there are so many in New York anyway...

The car, as so many mornings, was pretty full, and everyone could have had a little more space around them... But instead of sticking by the subway wall/door, he sort of "glued" himself to the woman, and as she was trying to get away from him, he would just move with her, making her in a very incomfortable position... The police man riding the subway next to me gave a few oral warnings to the man, but to no avail. At one point, she burst out: "he is riding me!" But another man defended the "bum", and those who witnessed the scene sided for one of the other. It got quite "hot", which I thought was pretty surprising on a weekday morning...